Harry “Grindr” Bonding, the only true Aucklander said:

“We live in an age where our teenage children are very liberated when it comes to sex, and are happy to pair off with anyone at the end of a night out. Nowadays, there is no such thing as a homosexual. 

The Hawx (previously known as the Slytherins) have always been sexually liberated. After a night on the Steiny Blues and JD they were well happy to tuck into some rough sex with the Makara ewes, rams and heifers – even the odd porker”.